Firstly, let me apologise, turns out I've not been sending these out properly, a sin for which I am sorry (and have fined myself a fiver for). But prepare for a bombardment of match reports, all written by James Price.

The 2s bounced back from their loss the week before to claim a 5-2 win against St Albans 3s. Scott opened the scoring with perhaps the fastest goal in the 2s history, roughly 1 minute in . St Albans quickly responded with a close range flick making it 1-1within the first five minutes. Despite Cormac missing an open goal, Hertford retook the lead from a well worked team goal scored by James. Scott then followed it up with a trademark drag flick to make it 3-1. Elliot decided that the game was getting too easy and deflected one of their short corners into his own goal to make it 3-2.In the second half both Simon and Arjun suffered blows to the feet which resulted in them going off injured. This was not helped by Substitute Toots who decided he was enjoying coaching much more than playing and didn’t want to come on. However, this allowed all 3 youngsters to be on the pitch resulting in 3 man weave like move that Jasper tapped in at the back post. Fierce pressure was then applied to the St Albans goal ending with two shots managing to make it over the fence and into the car park. Eventually,Scott made it 5-2 completing his hat-trick with another drag-flick. This win felt even sweeter when a St Albans player received a well deserved yellow card sealing a brilliant 5-2 victory.

James Price - Apostle of the God Luke Brown